
You're always desperate for me to tell you just how small your cock is, so today I'm going to be explaining it to you with the aid of a measuring tape. I pull out the tape and show you how big an average cock is, and just how big one needs to be for me to consider fucking it. Then I show you where you sit, in comparison. I tease you about how you'll never measure up and that no matter how many times you ask me about how big you are the answer will always be the same: your pathetic little dick is tiny and unsatisfying.
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