Does that itty bitty dickie have a tiny little hard on? Does it want to squirt and spurt? Before I let you touch today, you'll have to earn it. You'll have to make me laugh.Take a picture. A nice dick pic of that wee little thingy, and then send it to me according to my instructions. If you want that inchwarm to explode today, you'll have to amuse me first. Think of my face when I see it. Think of how I'll share it with all my girlfriends and just how hard we'll laugh at your expense. It's humiliating, isn't it? But a tiny dick boy like you has to humiliate himself to earn the privilege of an orgasm.