Caroline Pierce and I are relaxing in front of my sheer curtains, chatting about the view, and catching up when we see the curtains move. The movement startled us. Was there a ghost? What was going on? We open the curtains and reveal you, an unwanted little guest. We aren't even sure how you snuck into my room or how long you have been sitting there enjoying the view of our perfect feet. All we know is that we are now really going to mess with you since you invaded our private space. While we decide your fate, we make you worship our dirty hotel room feet, making you lick every tiny wrinkle with your little man tongue. We know how much you love it, or else you wouldn't have snuck in here! Of course, we can't let you get away with sneaking in and possibly telling all your little man friends how to get in and hide, so we devise a plan. After you're done like our toe snacks up, we are going to put you out with or feet before carrying you around the convention in our lanyard badges, keeping you close and letting our other friend poke fun at your little man body too!