Look at you, tiny little man. You're eye level with my gorgeous full tits, aren't you? Unfortunately that's where the benefits of being pathetically short end for you. You're a joke - why would any woman want to date a guy so pathetically small? And as if being shrimpy wasn't enough, you have a little squeaky voice to match. I tell you all about why women won't waste their time on a sad little man like you, teasing and mocking you mercilessly as I look down at you.