I thought you seemed pretty cute on your online dating profile, so I invited you over to my place for dinner. I'm interested in you and looking forward to having a fun introduction and date with you until I notice some...aspects about you. As all first dates go, we're both nervous. Meeting someone new is always stressful but the more I relax, the more anxious you become. I can't help but point out how much shorter I thought you'd be. Not that I'm accusing of you lying on your profile! It's just that your height seems much shorter than I anticipated. I'm near your height too, without high heels. You're simply smaller and thinner overall too. You say you work out and have been lifting weights for much longer than you look. I try to hide my disappointment. Ever the gracious host, I offer that I, too, have been working out and lifting weights, though not for as long as you. However, my muscle gains are much more significant than yours. And I barely work out! I muse that were I to take my weightlifting as seriously as you have taken yours, it's almost a certainty that I'll outgrow and outgain you. Not one to pass over an opportunity for friendly competition, I challenge you to a muscle gain competition. Do I sense nervousness? Are you nervous? You look like you're afraid you're going to lose to a girl and look even scrawnier by comparison! Better eat up, you're going to need it.