Have you been wondering what I've been up to when I sneak out at night? Why I never touch you anymore, or allow you to touch Me? The truth is I've found someone else. Someone much better. Now that I'm confessing this to you, I'll tell you what your new life will be like from now on. It seems to excite you, to my surprise, so I encourage you to jerk off to the idea of me getting fucked by another man.