I don't care if you can't breathe and I certainly don't care if you think it's gross! You should've thought of that while you were misbehaving. It's not my fault that you have a bad attitude. I know the only way to properly punish you is by tying you down and farting right in your face. Yes, my farts are rank - that's why this is called a punishment! And if you think you can get out of this by holding your breath, you're sadly mistaken. I'll sit on your face, making you gasp in my farts as soon as I get up! Guess you'll think twice before you make Mommy mad again! ;)