You are the type of professor who cares about his students passing his class, right? Otherwise you wouldn’t have let me come to your home to talk about my lack of attendance this past semester. My best girlfriend suggested I discuss my options with you. You know, what options you will give me to get a passing grade. She said you gave her a deal last year and I’m here for the same deal. You know what I mean as I just saw something in your pants stir. I’m not shy Professor, are you? Starring: Ella Nova