Don't think I haven't noticed you before today. I know you come every week to do landscaping. I secretly watch you from my bedroom window. Today I thought I would finally introduce myself and let you know how much I admire a man who works hard. My parents are always trying to set me up with stupid polo shirt wearing douche bags. For some reason they think a college guy is better than someone who uses his hands all day and works hard outside. My judgmental parents aren't home right now, only me. You should come inside for a few minutes and let me show you just how much a hard working man turns me on. Starring: Josie Jagger