We've all heard the story of Jesus Christ, who died for our sins. But I'm here to unveil a hidden truth to you; your Lord and Saviour was a little bitch, who perversely enjoyed all the torment he endured. He didn't do it for you, he didn't do it out of love for humanity, he endured the torment and degradation because he was a fucking pain slut. Maybe that was his end game from the very beginning; to go down in history as the worlds biggest bottom bitch.