You can’t help it. Now that you’re home all the time, you find yourself eating big meals and snacking constantly between them. You know you’ve put on some weight, but you don’t realize how much until you get on a video call with your coworker. She’s astounded to see how fat you suddenly are. She’s also delighted. She wants you to get even fatter. You’re always so in control, doing all your work perfectly and scoring all the best projects. The boss puts you on a pedestal, and she wants to see you walk right off it. Or waddle, as the case may be.