Oh! What is this! A birthday surprise! But from who could it be? My husband is away on business and my gorgeous son is away at university. It's from my son! A beautiful pair of sunglasses. He knows how much mommy loves sunglasses and has purchased a gorgeous and very expensive pair for me and has somehow managed to sneak them into my home with a lovely note! My son is just so gracious. He is the spitting image of his father when he was in college. So masculine... so buff... just oozing testosterone. Not like his father is currently... a wreck of an old man who is never home and didn't even bother to leave a gift. I wonder if he even remembered it was my birthday? I've always thought my son was so handsome... He surely must know that. I must admit, I've had some rather...dirty thoughts about my son. I sit and try on the sunglasses describing all the ways I might wish to thank him for my lovely gift, as he will be home from university in a few days. Perhaps I could let him be the one to drive home when I pick him up from the airport and my hand could just creep over and...