The day is finally here... The end of the semester. You're all of bunch of disappointments... probably the worst bunch of students I've ever had. So what do I do with you? I'm a special kind of professor you see.. I have magic powers. I turn you into crickets and play with you as I smoke a cigarette and have a martini. I degrade you. You're pathetic.. but then I get bored, so I decide that you no longer deserve to live.