When ya have an odd request you come to me. I've made all kinds of crazy things, and am in the process of making plenty more. When you arrive, you seem a bit out of sorts, and I can feel your confusion to my reluctance to show off my latest wares. You see, if I was selling my equipment t everyone, I'd be in prison or worse.  I let you examine a bit of my handiwork, but won't let you touch any of it. I do, however do agree to give you a chance of a lifetime and let you be the first to try my latest prototype! I show it to you up close, and the temptation is too much to turn down... I spress my fingers to the touch pads and feel something begin to brew inside of me deeply. Soon, I can almost hear a humming and then...It was like the room just pulsated, and then. You were gone! Well, not gone. But shrunken like a teeny, tiny man! So minuscule and small! What luck! It worked on the very first attempt, and with such perfect precision!  There is just one little problem. I figured this wouldn't work, at best and at worst would just fry you or something. SO I didn't really plan on returning you to normal size. So, I suppose you will just stay little forever! Oh well, I guess it could be worse. Now, I have a bit of wrk to finish up. Ill get us some food and you can watch some TV. Things are going to be a bit strange around here with your little ass running around..