I have been informed by the nurses looking after you that you have been wetting the bed all day and all night... I ran some checks and have discovered that you no longer have control over your bladder. You will now involunterily wet yourself. So although it is humiliating and although it will ruin your sex life forever I am going to have to pampers you, and keep you pampered all the time. Its kind of funny really isn't it? Very embaressing and humiliating.