You arrive at Paris Love's house for your tinder date. You let yourself in and find her on the couch. She has your profile open and is drooling over the pictures you posted. Now she looks up and sees that you are not the guy in the pictures. She is pissed. She was looking forward to fucking that guy. She tells you how pathetic you are and how you need to go to the gym or something to fix you terrible body up. She starts kicking you in the balls because she is so pissed. You stand as much as you can but you keep going down occasionally from the intensity of her kicks. She is mean.