Lady Shayne needs a place to put her beautiful, luscious ass. Do you think that any old chair will do? Think again, shithead. Luckily, there is some loser who has offered to be her chair. He's useless anyways, so, he may as well do something useful and be a piece of furniture. Being technically a human being, he does need to breathe…sometimes. Because Lady Shayne is a most generous and kind person, she's willing to let him gasp for air occasionally. After all, he's dumb enough, she doesn't want to deprive him of oxygen and give him brain damage…(not that anyone will notice)