Uh oh. I can tell you've gotten a bit ""bound up"" on our vacation. You're going to need a good old fashioned clean out -- with ivory soap suds and a simple rubber enema bag. Nothing contrived or silly here, just a normal babe firmly insisting you take an enema! I fill up a pitcher with warm water and soap, get it VERY sudsy and milky colored, and fill up the rubber enema bag while describing what is about to come. A realistic fantasy scenario. You'd swear you could smell the soap and the old familiar rubber bag smell by the end of it.