I have heard rumors about you having a microscopic dick, so I have decided to see myself if it's true. I ask you to pull your pants down and I can see it is even smaller than I thought! It's shorter than my pinkie finger. You will never be considered a real man with that thing between your legs. I laugh at you and mock you, suggesting that you should start dressing up like a sissy slut. I then think about the fact that you should definately pay a small dick Tax, because you will only be useful to women for your money. That clitty will certainly never be able to please a woman. Why dont you start blowing REAL dicks?