Come here, I have a little task for you today. I know your wife is home so I’m going to whisper. You’re going to have to turn the volume all the way up if you want to hear me. Tie yourself to the chair and put the computer at least 4 feet away from you and listen closely. Tie one hand to the chair and leave one hand out to stroke. We need to build trust. Listen closely as I instruct you to stroke, quietly. I promise to be really quiet, this time anyways. This clip is categorized as Level 1 in a series of homewrecking tasks. Here are the levels Level 1 – “Dangerous” but still low risk, you’ll probably be fine unless your wife/gf walks in Level 2 – Starting to get a little more dangerous, be careful and you *should* be fine.. Level 3 – This is true risk. Decent chance of getting caught, but not 100%. Very fun. Level 4 – Threat level: divorce. Do you want a divorce? This is how you get one.