Wow..SO My Slave just sent me the amazing new balance sneakers I have been waiting on..But I knew my feet would get super sweaty in a workout in them..SO I waited until after I got them a bit dirty from a hike...then TRIED it..OMG they were soo stinky after a 2 hour workout.. Anyway I wanted to invite you over to teach you to worship my feet in a way that will truly show your devotion and loyalty to my feet..When they are at the sweatiest! Listen to my every word..You will be my perfect foot boy after all..