TEASER WITH NO SOUND: ORDER ORDER:  Walk in looking for sock "im so gassy", stop, fart, then itch barefoot with hand, "babe have you seen my other sock?  (Fart) They both were in my shoes yesterday."  Go to spot, "Thats my sock from the other day."  Lift leg and fart, now lift pillow.  "What the fuck?  All my missing socks."  Lift leg and fart again.  Sit down and prop feet out in front of you.  Itch between toes on both feet.  Grab your missing sock.  "Baby!  Come here......what is this?  (hold sock pile then drop it next to you on seat)  What was you doing with my socks?  (Fart, then itch between toes on both feet then put on sock)  Your serious right now.  Be kinda mad at first over socks, question me about socks, mention "You know I got athletes foot right?  Oh you didn't.  Well surprise, I do.  It's super itchy (itch feet)."  Keep questioning me.  Keep farting while itching off and on, sometimes lifting leg to fart.  Now nicely start to tease me about my stinky sock fetish,  those socks probably all got fungus, mention that you catch athletes foot easy, fungus all in these socks, but you like that huh, etc.   Tease me to sniff your socks you got on.  Tease and itch toes til end.