No Storyline - Close up pussy & ass fucking and squirting *** Being in lockdown is tough, I hope you're all doing ok. I'm lucky to be safe at home with all my dildos but I wondered, what would it be like on. lockdown without any dildos to pleasure myself with? Well.. when I was on my essential trip to the grocery store I decided to see what phallic shaped items I could find to pleasure myself with! & with great success - I ended up squirting, cumming and stretching my pussy real good. I also used some of these to fuck myself in my ass and at some points. even double stuffing (DP) my ass and pussy. I used carrots, parsnips, courgette (Zucchini), Aubergine (Eggplant), Hairspray, Water bottle, Banana, Xbox Controller, a Cucumber and finishing off with my fingers and trying to fist myself. ***. What objects would you like to see me try next? Have you ever tried anything odd as a fleshlight?