I know how much you love your walks, little puppy. But with the state of the world right now, it’s just not safe for me to keep leashing you and taking you outside every time you have to go. But of course you can’t use the toilet like Step-Mommy does either. You’re just a puppy! So I’m going to improvise. This way you can still empty your waste whenever you need to, but Step-Mommy doesn’t have to take you on any more walks or dirty her pretty floors with ugly puppy pads. I think you’ll enjoy it. Nothing will make you feel like a filthy, inferior puppy more than crawling around my house in a diaper.