My seat is propped against the edge of the bed and awaiting my ass to use it. I get comfortable on the seat's face and immediately let out a loud wet fart right onto its nose. It doesn't matter to me at all that it smells disgusting. A real seat wouldn't mind at all. The seat squirms and struggles so I smash my ass down harder. My ass is so huge compared to its tiny little head. It is completely helpless. I spread my ass wide to make sure the face is as deep as possible between my cheeks and sit full weight while talking idly about men I'm seeing. I make comments about how my seat could never fuck me, only be used my me. Deep inside my ass, the seat realizes it is no longer a man at all. Meanwhile, I fart several more times throughout the clip. At the end, I abruptly let out more than just gas onto the seat's forehead. I say oops and laugh at it, then fart again and make it clean my asshole out. **(This part is edited in this version, see preview)** When my ass is clean, I leave because I clearly can't use a messy seat anymore. Time to get a new one.