*This is a satire piece meant to bring some light to a difficult time* There's a new virus going around devastating homes and disrupting our lives. We're made to self quarantine as scientists scramble to understand this COVID-69. All the symptoms are still being discovered and unfortunately, I think I've found one. You see, my clit has grown into a dick and the only way to get rid of it is to 69. Will you help me out? Will you suck my cock as I suck yours? Don't worry, I'll teach you how to do it first....