Your Mom is NOT happy. She comes into your room and tells you she found out you’re flunking all your papers, and you can kiss goodbye to the idea of having a lazy couple of weeks at home over the break. “You’re not too old for me to ground you!” she says. She’s been in a mood for months now, and you are sick of it. Probably she just needs to get laid and it would chill her right out. Without really thinking, you say so and notice her eyes dart down towards your crotch. Honestly, you’re getting kind of into the idea. It has been a month since you had sex… “What if the neighbours found out?” she hisses, when you suggest it. And really, if THAT is her only objection…