I find your loser confessions the funniest thing. Call me twisted but hearing about all the embarrassing, sad little things that have happened in your life makes me laugh. It’s not just me who finds it funny, all my friends love to hear my stories about you too. It’s even funnier that us laughing at you makes your cock hard. You’ve been embarrassed so much in your life that you’ve accepted that women like me will never go near you, and now you’ve even learned to like it. You might not be able to have a woman like me, but at least you can make me laugh. So once you’ve watched this clip, follow my instructions and give me a good laugh. I’ll let you know what I think and I might read your embarrassing stories in another clip.