It's been so nice out lately. Why don't you join me outside as I get naked and play with myself. Hopefully we won't get interrupted. Watch me slowly undress for you, spank my butt and fuck myself with a giant dildo. And add some anal beads too. And you get to watch me squirt all over the place too. I wish it was you fucking me but since you're not here, this will have to do. Maybe next time, you can come take care of me?