I know you weren’t out with you homeboy. I caught you cheating with a girl you met online! I talked to her and she told me that you slid in her inbox. You gave her your number and you sent her pictures of your dick. You’re busted! Now you gotta get out of my house! I already started packing your stuff. But before you go, I want you to worship my Goddess Ass because it’s the last time you’ll ever see it again.