I walk in picking a wedgie looking for my missing sock.  I just had it yesterday where did it go?  I notice it sticking out from under a pillow along with other missing socks of mine.  I pull out another wedgie before sitting down and propping my feet up.  So you've been stealing my dirty socks.  Why?  They're worn and smelly.  Oh you have a dirty sock fetish.  I guess that's ok.  You watch as I rub and itch my feet from this athletes foot.  These socks are probably really smelly from it especially in the toe area from using the socks to scratch in between them.