My friend Evie Scarlette and I are hanging out in bed talking about her toys. We both agree that her dildos are way better than men-- dildos are big enough to satisfy us, they don't talk back, they don't leave their nasty cum everywhere, and they're much nicer to look at. It's too bad you can't lock men away in a closet when you're done with them. We both agree that women are much sexier and more sensual when they orgasm-- men having orgasms sound like cavemen. Men are just gross, horny creatures-- they should be used only for breeding. Women are far superior. I mean, seriously-- just look at how much better these dildos are than you!