Another day, another tiny invading my house!  It seems everywhere I look, I see one of them. On the floor, in my garden... EVERYWHERE! The worst part? I swear when I have people over, they hide! I know they are here. I just can't seem to prove it. Everyone around work thinks I am losing my mind, and at this point I really wonder if I am!  I thought today things were better. I didn't see or hear anything. After heading home from the gym I showered up and went to bed. Much to my dismay, I woke up to a tiny crawling on me! The little fucker was in my bed! Who knows how long this little shrimp was crawling around on me, and it was seriously giving me the creeps.  So I did what any reasonable person would do in my situation... I picked his scrawny ass up, threatened him and then swallowed him whole! This little loser won't be bugging me any more! Hopefully his friends get the hint and leave me alone!!!