I’m your incredibly mean step-mom. I flaunt the fact that I destroyed your family. I explain how I seduced my way to all your family’s money, tell you about the time your *** caught me fucking you ***, and how I made sure she was left penniless after the divorce. I’ll tell you why your *** gets to fuck women like me and why you never would. I like to rub in your face what he gets to do with me and you can only dream of. I’ve also got a new household rule you’re going to have to follow. I’m not allowed to use certain words in this description even though I’m not talking about anything illegal. Hopefully you can guess I’m referring to the adults of the household.