I walk in and pick a wedgie before sitting down.  I just did an intense workout and it feels good to just sit down with my feet up and kick my shoes off.  It feels so good to just scratch my sock clad feet.  At the gym I can't just take my shoes off and scratch.  My athletes foot has really been bothering me and all the sweating doesn't help.  My toes get affected the most from it and makes my toes peel and itch.  I then notice you watching me.  Have you been watching the whole time?  Oh you like watching me scratch them?  Can you smell them?  I take my socks off and tease you about how bad they smell from my work out and toss them.  Did you hear why my feet are so itchy?  It's from my athletes foot.  Go ahead take a sniff.  Smelly aren't they?  I continue to scratch and tease you about my itchy feet.