ORDER: You live with your son and you both have your own bedrooms.  Your son loves how gassy you can be in the mornings.  Sometimes, he’ll listen by the door just to hear the wild deep bubbly sounds his mom makes as she’s waking up in bed in the morning, but you have no idea.  Thing is, he wishes he could stay home all morning to hear all the farts his mom lets out after he leaves for school.  The sounds are so sexy and bubbly for him, he could only imagine what his mom is capable of when NOBODY is in the house.  He imagines she would rip without abandon knowing that she’s completely alone.   This particular morning, you wake up extremely gassy, wearing pantyhose and full back panties underneath.  Farting like crazy, your son is taking forever to wake up and leave for school.  You are angry that he won’t get up and you don’t want him to be late.   You’re so pissed off, it can be heard in your farts. (Reason he takes so long to get up is because he’s secretly waiting to hear more farts, but you have no idea).   Finally you get him out of bed, so angry at him you can hear the violence in your farts.  Your son says goodbye as he “pretends” to leave for school but secretly stays home not to miss out on the farts.  He creeps into your bedroom, lays on the floor where you can’t see him and just sits there and listens... Knowing that he finally left for the day and that you’re all alone at home, you start ripping the most ridiculous farts of your life.  You couldn’t wait for him to leave so that you could sit in bed and fart yourself silly to your hearts content.