I’m here to guide you through your terrible and destructive addiction to Eva de Vil. The first step is admitting that you’re powerless and your life has become completely unmanageable because Goddess Eva controls it. ...That’s it! There are no more steps! It gives me such sadistic satisfaction to hear you admit how helpless you are. There is no recovery. No spiritual awakening. No free will. You’re fucked and the only thing you can do is succumb to your lifelong sentence of obsession.