Step-Mommy found those naughty magazines and noticed the icky messes you’ve been leaving around the house, so now we need to sit down and have a little talk. Clearly you have no idea what you’re doing so Step-Mommy has to show you how to control your big boy parts and clean up after your urges. You’re such a good boy, Conor, and I can’t believe your actions have led us to this. How embarrassing for you, now you’ll never be able to play with yourself without thinking about Me.