I’m your extroverted, popular big sister and you’re my twerpy, introverted little brother. I invite you to come hang out with my friends- they think you’re smart and cute, but you want to keep hanging out in your room doing your art or whatever. When I can’t drag you away, I shrink you down to an inch so I can take you with me everywhere! Once you’re teeny tiny, I place you in front of me on the couch and tell you how you have to do what I say now. People will like being around you, even though you’re teeny tiny. I couldn’t even unshrink you if I wanted to. I laugh and tease you over it! I breath in your face and make you smell my stinky big sister breath, then put you on my shoulder to go see my friends. After we hang out with my friends, you seem sad, so I cheer you up by putting you between my big sister boobs. I tell you about everything we’ll do together. I think you like riding in my boobs. I’m going to take you everywhere with me and teach you how to be social. I put you in my toes to tease you with my stinky big sister feet and taunt you with how stinky they are, and realize I need a pedicure. I know, I can get you a job at the nail salon doing nail art on toes! I was always jealous of your art skills, but now they’ll make me money. It’s so much fun hanging out with my teeny tiny brother. Now that you’re tiny, I bet it is hard to stay warm, but I have the perfect place for you. I place you between my butt cheeks to warm you in my smelly big sister butt. Do you like my butt or feet better, little foot boy? Oh, am I too mean? I give you Eskimo kisses and apologize. You know I wouldn’t let anyone bully you except me, right? I’m so glad I got you the job at the nail salon. It must suck to have to deal with stinky feet all day, but now you can give me a pedicure. Once we’re done, we’re going to go hang out with my friends! We’re going to spend every moment together, forever and ever!