I’m going to remind you of some of the reasons you pay loser tax and tell you how to work out the amount you oww this quarter. The first step involves counting how many hot girls you’ve slept with. How do you know if they count as hot? I’ll tell you in the video. Then after a few more steps you’ll know how much you owe. Remember loser tax works the opposite way of income tax. With income tax, the richer and more successful you are, the more you have to pay. With loser tax, the less successful you are, the more you have to pay. Yeah, yeah it’s not fair. Boo hoo!