You go through your days feeling useless, purposeless. You see how pay piggies are so sure of their purpose, to serve and spoil their Princess. You've always been curious about financial domination yourself, but you've never been ready to take the plunge. Well I'm going to train you to be my new pay piggy. We'll start small with the cost of this clip, and I'll ease you into it, by the end of your training you'll be begging to send me all your cash.