You've failed your exams, and your mother has sent you to me, your strict, ex teacher aunt for the summer.I have an excellent program of improvement in store for you. Firstly, chores. Many, many chores. For which you'll wear a long smock and frilly pinafore, to preserve your clothing. You'll study for 3 hours every morning, and I'll test you. Wrong answers will earn you demerits. After lunch, ballet class. I have a lovely tutu for you to wear. After that, sewing class. You'll be learning to make doilies. Bedtime will be early, but of course, I must guard against the possibility of your taking fleshly pleasures during your hours of solitude. I'll be putting you in a diaper, and long gown with mittens which will be pinned to the bed cover to ensure no self-pleasure will be going on under my roof! And that's before we even start to discuss your weekly punishments. I'll give you a demonstration of what I mean by that, so that you understand how serious I am. It's going to be very, very unpleasant, I'm afraid!