I am far too pretty to pay to have my acrylic nails done. That is your job! You are obsessed with my long, slender fingers. My dainty hands are flawless - oh, wait. I see a flaw. MY NAILS AREN'T FRESHLY DONE. What are you thinking? You will make sure that this NEVER happens again, and that my nails are always done in a timely manner. You are my dedicated hand slave. You will pamper my fingers as I see fit, and that includes always paying for my manicures.