Come here young man. I need to talk to you. I found something gooey in your under wear this morning. Do you have any idea what that was. Well, I know exactly what it was. So I am going to teach you how to jerk your little pee pee properly. Do not give me a fuss young man! If you can follow my instructions then I will give you a surprise. Now close your eyes. Surprise, Look at my big beautiful feet. Smell them, lick them, and suck mommy's toes. Good Boy. Now we are going to play some games. First we are going to play follow instructions. Then we will play peek a boo with mommy's feet. Then I want you to jerk your wee wee as I instruct you with my toes. Up and down, Good Boy!