How do I get myself in these situations, it was such a nice day and now look what's happened. My crotch is tight my arms are aching and my feet are numb! Try as I might I pull twist and wriggle but the rope just digs deeper how on earth am I going to get free. Perhaps if I ask nicely pretending I think it's a game my captor will take mercy but somehow the dark truth fills me with a foreboding. What's going to happen to me surely if I struggle long enough those bonds will loosen and I'll be off running in wild terror seeking help in those dark shadowy woods!