Oh my god! I'm grocery shopping today and all of a sudden, I REALLY have to take a leak! There's no way I can hold it until I get home. I trudge upstairs into the ladies' bathroom and start to pee, and an employee interrupts me wanting to clean in there! I can't get any privacy when I go to the bathroom! Annoyed, I let out a silent but deadly fart, blow my nose, and flush the toilet.