CUSTOM CLIP REQUEST: I receive a text message- oh no, she's coming over! She is the most annoying and obnoxiously cheerful person I know. I don't understand how anyone can be that happy all the time. What's even worse is that I found out that she has a huge crush on me, and she thinks that she can wear me down and I'll give in and go out with her. Right, let's sort this out once and for all. She wants to be near me all the time and help me does she, well, this is what I'm going to do. Instead of shrinking her and crushing her like most of the annoying people I deal with, as soon as she walks in, I'm going to turn her into a pillow! Her life now will be nothing but being sat on and used as a foot rest. How is she still excited and optimistic about this! Let's make a little adjustment... she's no longer an ordinary pillow- every time I use her, any bad feelings or moods I may have will slowly drain into her. She wanted to support and help me, she's got what she asked for! I'm going to break her mood and make her start to feel unhappy and miserable. I continue sitting on her and stomping my feet into her, feeling myself cheering up as my bad mood slowly drains into her.