I'm relaxing with a glass of wine and using my phone on a comfortable seat. The only downside is whenever it runs out of air, it starts struggling and complaining for some reason. I really don't think seats are supposed to do that. It must be broken or something. I give a few kicks to the seat's balls and issue verbal warnings. I slam my ass down on the seat. It cries out in pain but I don't fucking care. I make myself more comfortable by taking off my underwear and putting the seat's face deep inside my bare ass. Then, for the last few minutes, I let it lick my sweaty asshole clean. I let out a stinky fart in its face by surprise. The seat coughs, then continues to lick. I guess for all its shortcomings, I'm glad it have a tongue feature. It's very helpful because I'm having a man over later and I need my ass clean for the occasion. After making a quick call to comfirm my date, I feel that the seat has served its purpose for now, and leave.