On My stunning vacation to a lush tropical island, I swam naked in the ocean, dripped watermelon on My petite breasts in this king size bed, and had sex in 11 different positions. All of that is irrelevant to a denied lesser loser like you, though. The only scrap that you get is the opportunity to leak over my sumptuous bikini body, unbelievably arched feet, and succulent cherry red toes while I read My book and blissfully ignore you.