ORDER: You and I are a couple, and on the weekend you go out with your friends and have a really fun time partying. You're going to diskos and have fun and dancing, by the end of the night you and your friends go eat something that makes you really gassy and full. The whole time you're out all night with your friends, I'm at home waiting for you to come back wondering what you're doing. I'm texting you and calling you all night but you aren't responding because you don't care to. You're too busy having fun with your friends all night to respond to my texts and calls. The only time you think of me the whole night, is when you're in public and you need to fart but you don't want to embarrass yourself in front of everyone so you hold it all in for me later. You finally get back home and I'm asking you where you've been all night, why you haven't been answering me but you don't give a fuck to answer my questions. All you want to do now is let out all your farts. You're dressed up all pretty and nice maybe with some fullback sexy panties on or something. The camera angle is always like I'm on my knees looking up at you. You put your big nice ass in my face and start to fart and make me sniff it all up and eat them too. You're constantly degrading and humiliating me, being very loud and bitchy and mean. Saying some things like asking me how they smell and taste, calling me your pathetic fart sniffing loser and other names, how you've been saving them all night because you didn't want to embarrass yourself and this is all i deserve anyways.